Society jokes
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Manchester City is gay.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
A Black man walked into a bar.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.