If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Society Jokes
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!
So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"
The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"
She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"
Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!
So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"
So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
