Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
I am an Indian joke.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
