Society jokes
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Women suck (GET IT?!)