Society jokes
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Humanity.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.