Society jokes
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Bitch!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."