Mathew is gay. Clap.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
modern feminism.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
