Society jokes
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."