What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Girls: ๐ *Period* โ๏ธ๐
Men: ๐ฟ *Growth* ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Whatโs one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, heโs still going to have the cops on his back.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
I think itโs dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
I would never slap a woman, then Iโd be destroying property.
