What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
