What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Society Jokes
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
