Society jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.