What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
