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Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

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  • Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

    #HOMIEZ4Life

    P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

    Why are birds good at social media?

    Because they "tweet" all the time!?

    So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.