Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
My social life.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.