Social jokes
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
My social life.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
I have breakfast with my boys.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?