Social Interaction jokes
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Follow me.
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatβs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolππ€£π
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Sorry but, no one asked.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!