Social Interaction jokes

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Follow me.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

If you read this, you lost your v card.

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

Fuck off!