Social Interaction jokes
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
My brother when he sees a girl.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!