Social Interaction Jokes

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

If you read this, you lost your v card.

Follow me.

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

cant talk..

The meme depicts a four-panel cartoon of a man reading a book titled "How to socialize with people." In the second panel, he is shown with a different book open to a single word, "Talk". The final panel shows the man with tears in his eyes.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!