Social Interaction jokes
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Follow me.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!