New Social Interaction Jokes - Page 13

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Nobody:

Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.

Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

Guy 1: Like I do care :$

Guy 3: But I do care :<

Guy 1: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

Guy 2: But you do care about me.

Guy 3: No.

Guy 2: F*ck you.

Guy 3: Do it.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?

A cold shoulder.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."