Social Interaction jokes
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Hi, how are you doing today?
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Hi, how are you doing?
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
Be nice.