Social Interaction jokes

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"