New Social Interaction Jokes - Page 11

The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...

...but it left him hanging.

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

"Princess, you there? :("

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!