Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Any girls on here?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What did the creep do when the woman said, āMake yourself at home?ā
He hid in her attic.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Give a like if I have no friends.
You walk into a room, and thereās a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, thatās the punchline.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
