Social Interaction jokes

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Everyone put your age here.

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

My brother when he sees a girl.

Any girls on here?

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.