Social Interaction jokes

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Do you know Candice?

Nope.

Candice dick fit in your mouth.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Everyone put your age here.

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.