I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Everyone put your age here.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
My brother when he sees a girl.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Give a like if I have no friends.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
