Social Interaction jokes
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
It's sad someone has ligma.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Sorry but, no one asked.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.