So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.