So Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.