
So Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.