So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.