So Fat

So Fat jokes

Fat

  • You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

    You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

    Mama

  • Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

    Mama

  • Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

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  • Fat

  • Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

    11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.