So Fat jokes
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.