So Fat jokes

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"