So Fat jokes

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.