Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
