So Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.