Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
So Fat Jokes
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
