So Fat jokes
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and itβs still printing!