Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldnโt see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, โI thought I was the only one without one!โ
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and itโs still printing
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
