So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!