So Fat jokes
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.