So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.