So Fat jokes

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"