So Fat jokes
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"