So Fat jokes

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.