So Fat jokes

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!