So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.