So Fat jokes
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.