So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.