So Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.