So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!