So Fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.