"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
So Fat Jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Fat jokes and mom jokesš
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heād have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaās so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didnāt even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
