So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.