So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.