So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"