So Fat jokes

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo momma so fat!

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.