So Fat jokes
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."