Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP....
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap
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What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger
Hate me all you want but I rather love bullying in all fairness, I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
ur mom is so fat thanos had to snap twice
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
