your mama so fat that when thanos snapped his finger it only got rid of weight
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang? slash, boom, bang, snap.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn't work and he said man I quit.
She's so fat that when she steps on to a wood floor that the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
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Why did Mr peanut die? His cane snapped.
imogen savage will send you nudes @imogensav is her snap
yo moms so ugly thanose had to snap 2 times
hi im knew hear and im 11 im just bored and want a gf. does any one have snap or twitter? ic show u wat i look like ;)
So 3 guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank. The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily, and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man. The second one goes for his uncles vault because screw that son of a b***h he’s rich why does he need all the money. But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephews neck. The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought “well that b***h can suck my d**k she’s so poor anyway who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness” so he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day the third guys ex showed up to his house and said “imma f*****g murder you” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house. In hell the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked “you know I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said “b***h I don’t know maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already”
The man walks into a bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player the piano player starts playing the piano, the guy next to him asks where did you get that, the man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes, so the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside he says to the genie I want a million bucks, the genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the road, the man comes back inside and says hey that genie is a little hard of hearing, the man says well did you really think I'd ask for a 12-in pianist
