I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
