Endgame jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Player 138 eliminated...

Game of Thrones season 8.

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-