When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
