Snack jokes
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
Memes
Takis.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
I'm hungry.