My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
I'm hungry.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
