Snack jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Banana!
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.