Snack jokes
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Takis.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why is this true?
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.