Snack jokes
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Takis.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."