Snack jokes
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Memes
Why is this true?
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
Takis.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"