Snack jokes
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Takis.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.