Snack jokes
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I like Cheetos.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.