Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
I like chips.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
You pecan do it!
My Butterfingers slipped.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
