Snack jokes
I'm hungry.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.