Snack jokes
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
I'm hungry.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.