Snack jokes
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
I'm hungry.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.