Snack jokes

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

I'm hungry.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Wanna hear something twisted?

A pretzel.

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

Sandwiches are yummy! 😋

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.