Snack jokes
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Memes
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
I'm hungry.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.