Snack jokes
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I'm hungry.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.