Snack jokes
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
I like Cheetos.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.