Snack jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
I'm hungry.
Memes
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.