Snack jokes
I'm hungry.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Memes
Why is this true?
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.