Snack jokes
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.