Snack jokes
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.