What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be there snack
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
What can a duck eat for a snack saltine quackers.
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Cuz he was in need of a light snack!
difference between a cunnilingust and a Ritz? One is a snack cracker. The other, a crack snacker.
what's a pedo's favourite snack? sour patch kids.
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
CHEESE
