Snack jokes
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.