Snack jokes
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.