
Stella jokes
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.