What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
