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Condom

What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?

He said, "Fuck this shit!"

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  • Surprise

    Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

    Because Jill's real name was Randy.

    Nut

    What do squirrels and men have in common?

    They always want a nut.

    Dick

    Why do they call my dick section 8?

    Because all the hoes are on it.

    Ball

    Segma says, "32!"

    Ligma Says, "And?"

    Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

    Draco

    "I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

    Nardo Wick