Slang jokes
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Memes
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.