How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
