Slang jokes
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
"Me so cutie right?"
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Like (DYM 139).
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Nutty.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Y'all ass fr fr.
Your (DYM 43).
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!