Slang jokes
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
No bitches?
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Doin (DYM 49).
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Doin (DYM 20).