Slang jokes
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Sup peoples?
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.