Slang jokes
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Sup peoples?
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!