Slang jokes
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Memes
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."