Slang jokes
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Glizzy?
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Innit.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Like if you have nuts.