Slang jokes
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Innit.
Glizzy?
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Toes for hoes.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Like if you have nuts.