Slang jokes
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
when the sus.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
"Deznuts up your ass."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.