Slang jokes
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Toes for hoes.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Like if you have nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.