Slang jokes
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Memes
Like if you have nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
So Mungus.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)