Slang jokes
pussi
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Doin (DYM 49).
Doin (DYM 20).
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.