Slang jokes
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.