Slang jokes
🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 💶 💶 💸 💶 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰💰 👍 👍 👌 👌 😍 😍✌️✌️ 🌭 🍌 🕳
👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Eshay.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Bros over hos.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
POV: you