The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
