Slang jokes
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Can I get a HOYA?
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Memes
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."