Slang jokes
Can I get a HOYA?
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Memes
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.