Slang jokes

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Nah, he got nailed...

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?

"Get off me homes."

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

My cock was in the book of world records...

The librarian told me to take it out.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

“We don’t eat with our peckers.”

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

Ball so hard! 😂🤣

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

What do you call a whore with a runny nose?

...Full!

"Did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah, it was lit."

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.