Slang jokes
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Someone stole my balls :(
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Lol.