Slang jokes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Can I get a HOYA?
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.