Slang jokes
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!