Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Can I get a HOYA?
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
