Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Can I get a HOYA?
