Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Slang Jokes
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Y'all ass fr fr.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
