Slang jokes
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
When I was scrolling through Instagram, my brother said, "Touch grass," but I was drinking matcha, so I opened the cap, poured it all over my hands, and rubbed it all over him.
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a train tunnel?
A train tunnel doesn’t get any wider when you rail it.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lollipop?
A cocksucker.
What's the difference between Jane Doe and a field?
A field gets harvested in the fall, while Jane Doe gets plowed.
What do a track meet and a frat house have in common?
They both have something getting ran through by eight men while it just sits there.
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting