Slang jokes
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.