Slang jokes
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!