Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun? Sir.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
