Slang jokes
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
"Nihha scarborough face."
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".