What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Slang Jokes
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What is smegma name?
Sup peoples?
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."