Slang jokes

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

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What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?

Pigs in a blanket.

Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.

Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?

You pick it up off the street.

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.

American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"

Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.