Slang jokes
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
NONCE
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Ligma.
Balls.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
when the sus.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
DEEZ NUTS!
Can I get a Hoyah?
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.