Slang jokes
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Big (DYM 78).
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Can I get a HOYA?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday