Slang jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Memes
I (DYM 117)
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Fuck jk.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Gay air.