Slang jokes

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH on the side.

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?

Buns.

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

Gay air.

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"

Nick sucks dick.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."

Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."