Slang jokes
DEEZ NUTS!
Can I get a Hoyah?
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Memes
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What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
I (DYM 117)
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Fuck jk.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!