Slang jokes

What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?

He said, "Fuck this shit!"

What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

Duck my sick.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

That's kinda sus, you know?

pussi

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.

But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"

Why did the Duck go to rehab?

Because he was a Quackhead.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH on the side.

Suck on deez balls!

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.

I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.

Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.