Slang jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Ligma.
Balls.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
when the sus.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
DEEZ NUTS!
Can I get a Hoyah?
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!