What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
I (DYM 117)
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Fuck jk.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Gay air.
Nick sucks dick.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ya momma is sus.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
