Slang jokes
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Yeetus.
NONCE
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Ligma.
Balls.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
when the sus.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.