Slang jokes
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
No bitches?
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Yeet.
Balls in your jaws.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Glizzy?
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!