Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I have ligma.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
"Nihha scarborough face."
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
