Slang jokes
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Wiener.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!