Slang jokes
when the sus.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
DEEZ NUTS!
Can I get a Hoyah?
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.