Slang jokes

DEEZ NUTS!

What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low-down bum.

My friend has ligma...

Lick ma balls!

Can I get a Hoyah?

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

Autistic spesh people are drongos.

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his booty strength!

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH on the side.

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

How do booties greet each other?

"What's crackin'?"

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?

Buns.

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!