Slang jokes
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ya momma is sus.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Memes
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I have ligma.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
straight (DYM 56)
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!