Slang jokes
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Nick sucks dick.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Memes
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ya momma is sus.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"