Slang jokes
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
"Deznuts up your ass."
I (DYM 117)
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Fuck jk.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"