Slang jokes
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Gay air.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I (DYM 117)
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Fuck jk.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.