Slang jokes
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Memes
gyatt
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
when the sus.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
DEEZ NUTS!
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Can I get a Hoyah?
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.