Slang jokes
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Y'all ass fr fr.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Yeetus.