Slang jokes

DEEZ NUTS!

Can I get a Hoyah?

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

My friend has ligma...

Lick ma balls!

What's the name for a short legged tramp?

A low-down bum.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

Capital Extra is a radio station!

Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!

"Deznuts up your ass."

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all Crips.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

I (DYM 117)

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

Fuck jk.

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his booty strength!

How do booties greet each other?

"What's crackin'?"