Slang jokes
Your (DYM 36).
Your (DYM 31).
Know (DYM 24).
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Deez nuts, ahaha!
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Yeetus.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
NONCE
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.