Slang jokes
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Sup peoples?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Wiener.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Big (DYM 78).