Slang jokes
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Big black ball sacks.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
lolo.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Your (DYM 13).
Deez nutz!
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."