Slang jokes
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.