Slang jokes
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Nick sucks dick.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Sup peoples?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.