What is at the end of a rainbow
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what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
The sky never changes colour but when it does we know how your breath is increasing
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy? A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
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a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
