Sky jokes
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
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A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.