People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
