What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
Two people are sitting in a sky scraper. P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible. P2: Airplane wifi
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
