Sky jokes
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.