What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
