Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
