Sky jokes
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
working on a thing
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!