Sky Jokes

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night, day.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people

I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?

A cloud

why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot

"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE

(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones

North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane

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I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane

The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"

Why did the moon go to sleep because he was bossy

I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".

What did one plane say to the other?

It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.

Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!

hay look its uranus coming from the sky

have i told you the joke about the airplane, ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head

WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? "No, there are no gost or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER