Sky jokes

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

Knock, knock.

Moon, give me cheese.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.

Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.

"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."

The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.

"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!