Sky jokes
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"