Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
