Sky

Sky jokes

Plane

    • What did one plane say to the other?

    "It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

    Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"

    Recipe

    • The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.

    Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.

    "I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."

    The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.

    "It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"

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    • Sweater

    • I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

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    • Sky memes

    Friend

    • A friend texts to another:

    "Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

    The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

    To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

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    • 9/11

    • Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

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    • Priest

    • One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

    In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

    The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

    In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

    The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

    In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

    The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

    Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

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