Sky jokes
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
Sun.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."