What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....
Sun
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s
Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
