I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....
Sun
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird
Because it was in da sky’s
Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
