Sky jokes
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Wow, that is so sunny!