Sky jokes
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Slept in my Rocky Horror T-shirt, woke up and seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.