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Ocean

Kenny E · 8 years ago

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Bird

Markgeraldnasol · 3 years ago

Go team Sky

The image shows eight different cartoon birds with labels, "Why not use regional birds? We got:" The birds are labeled: "THE OG ONE", "NIGHT BIRB", "SPEEDSTER", "THE NAME 'STAR'", "JUST A BIRB", "EL FALCON", "IM THE BIGGEST BEAK", "SEAGULL", and "IM THE BIGGEST BIRD".

Fall

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Scene

Wade · 2 years ago

This is perfect..

The image is a cartoon drawing of a scene with several characters. On the left, there's a woman with long blonde hair, wearing overalls, and next to her, a young boy with a yellow t-shirt. They are both looking to their right. A blue phone booth labeled "Police Public Call Box" is on fire. Next to the burning booth is a man in a striped suit, with spiky brown hair, who is looking shocked and has his hands up. Finally, on the far right, stands a man with white hair and a lab coat. He is looking at the other man with a displeased expression and arms crossed. In the background, there is a spaceship that appears to be damaged, with smoke coming from it. The night sky is visible in the background, dotted with stars and a light green hue.

Part

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

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A distorted image of a man with long blond hair. He is looking to the side with a surprised expression. The image includes the text "9 y/o me when the part I had read out loud in class contained a swearword."

Army

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a city skyline at sunset with the Star Wars opening crawl text overlayed onto the sky. The text reads, "...Jedi... to assist the overwhelmed ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC on the critical issue of creating..." above a city at sunset. The text above the photo reads, "Thanks to less air pollution, the sky is so clear we can see the Star Wars opening text."

Batman

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image shows a silhouette of Batman hanging from a tree, with a dark, cloudy sky in the background. The city skyline is visible in the distance. The text "BATMAN QUITS" is at the bottom of the image.

Time

Your local comrade · 2 years ago

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

Steve Harvey

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.

Hitler

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

Dog

Willy b · 10 months ago

A photograph captures a cloud formation in the sky resembling a dog, possibly a corgi, leaping or running. Below the cloud, the sun or moon shines brightly. The text overlay reads: "I have literally waited my entire lifetime to see this...".

Bird

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic strip shows three people looking up in the sky. In the first panel, they all exclaim "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!" In the second panel, one person says "IT'S A BIRD!", while the second person says "IT'S A PLANE!". In the third panel, the third person exclaims "IT'S PARTS OF A BOEING!"

Internet

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A blonde man with a thoughtful expression rests his chin on his hand, looking slightly to the side. He is superimposed over a fantastical landscape featuring large pyramid-like structures, a celestial figure with wings in the sky, a rising sun, and what appears to be an aurora borealis. Text at the top reads: "Hello internet, welcome to race theory."

Platypus

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".

9/11

Big _jim234 · 2 months ago

He was so close but so far

A selfie-style photograph shows a man's face and raised arm, making a 'rock on' hand gesture. In the background, two tall buildings resembling the World Trade Center towers stand under a blue sky, with an airplane flying in the distance between the man's hand and the towers.

Checkmate

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, there is a picture of a cloud in the sky that casts a vertical shadow, circled in red. On the right, there is an image of a globe with two red circles around the support arms.

Hatred

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A large, grey, spherical space station, identifiable as the Death Star from Star Wars, hovers prominently in a cloudy, light grey sky. Below it, the tops of dark green trees are visible. A black caption bar with white text appears across the lower part of the image, reading: "I fucking hate Alderaan."

Moon

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, under the words 'in my eyes', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky with an orange glow and surrounding dark clouds. On the right, under the words 'in my phone', is a picture of a full moon in the night sky, the moon being very bright and clear, surrounded by darkness.

Cave

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

A daytime landscape photo of cone-shaped rock formations with caves, some with small windows, and a Turkish flag in one of them, under a blue sky with scattered white clouds.

Dragon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A view from a car driving down a straight road lined with trees. The sky at sunset or sunrise is filled with dramatic clouds, one of which resembles a dragon. In the bottom right corner, a circular inset shows a white dog pointing upwards with its front paw, and a red arrow arcs from the dog towards the dragon-shaped cloud.

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Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more

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