Skill jokes
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
KSI driving ability.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!