Skill jokes
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.