Sketch Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Artist

There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.

Hand

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Memes

View

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Draw

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)

Chalk outline

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Hairline

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Self Harm

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Artist

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

Self Harm

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

Memes

Character design

final character designs

The image shows eight hand-drawn character designs. Each character has a name written above them. Jake is holding a guitar, Madi is wearing a star necklace and banana pants, Toast is a person with a toast head, Wilkin has a drink, Wade wears a red mask and jacket, Dagger is a dark figure with a crown, and Virgo has long hair and wears a brown coat.

Scene

Meme:

The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".

Friend

me when I draw my friends <3

A black and white sketch of a character named Angel Dust in a playful pose. It is done with ink on lined paper. The name "Angel Dust" is written in cursive above the figure. There is also a faint outline of a dragon below him.

Spiderman

rate it

A drawing of Spiderman's head and upper body, along with a spider symbol and a small spiderweb. A pen is on the side of the paper. The text "Rylee F.V" is on the bottom left.

Character design

Meme:

A drawing that shows the evolution of a character's design. The character has four different sketches, each slightly different. There are arrows between each sketch, showing a progression, and ending with the character with a mustache and surprised expression. To the right, a shocked pink-haired girl is exclaiming, "WTF!?" A watermark reads "@szomoru38" at the bottom right corner.

Lighter

A sketch of a lighter is on a white paper in a sketchbook.

Face

A chaotic abstract drawing of a face made with black scribbled lines on a white background.

May

What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay

A drawing of three faces with text "how to draw a man's face" at the top. Two faces are drawn in black ink, one with slightly open eyes and mouth, the other one with closed lips. The third face is drawn in red ink and has a furrowed brow.

Face

I hate this one but look anyway :>

A person holds up a piece of lined paper with a drawing of a face on it. The drawing is a simple sketch of a face with exaggerated features and the signature "Laura M. Hartley" above the drawing.

Art

the shadeing wont showww naurrr

A sketch of a spiral with a square in the middle, the lines are a light grey against a white background. The person who made the sketch is holding the paper with their hands and fingers are visible on the right and on the top.