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137 views · MisterDussel · 3 years ago

Basically Apple in a Nutshell

The image shows two lighters side by side. The one on the left has the price tag '$10' on top, and the one on the right is marked '$100' and has the Apple logo on the side. Both lighters have a flame.
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    39 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Paper

    10 views · bloodgod · 1 year ago
    A sketch of a lighter is on a white paper in a sketchbook.
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  • Ebay

    51 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

    You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

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